what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
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Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
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Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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