people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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