If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
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I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
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who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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