okay pat passed out under dana's car
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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