u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
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high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
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You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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