And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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