I didn't shave. On purpose
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
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Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
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In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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