oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I will be naked everywhere
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Randomize
