Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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