You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
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I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
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No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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