What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
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Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
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He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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