Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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