I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
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She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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