im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I'm always down for nudity.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Randomize
