Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I just gift wrapped bread.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
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Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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