HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Your penis caused this!
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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