please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
"it" just moved
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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