I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
