The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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