He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
do herpes really smell.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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