the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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