Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Hippo gnu deer
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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