I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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