It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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