I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
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they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
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Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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