My boss' voice literally gives me gas
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
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....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
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Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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