Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
Randomize
