you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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