Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
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Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
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I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
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The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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