He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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