Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I accidentally burped into my bong.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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