You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
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We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
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I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
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