She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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