I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
if only i could text you this smell
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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