I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
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He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
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Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
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