Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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