That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
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don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
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She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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