you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
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