I think my fart just growled at me.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
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Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
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but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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