FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
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all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
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It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
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