we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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