Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
It's rum buckets o'clock
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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