Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
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All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
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Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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