dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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