we have officially lost it.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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