You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
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The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
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You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I have tasted many bathrooms
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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