You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
love makes seman taste better
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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