i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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