:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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