i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
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you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
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I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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