i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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