you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
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