I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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