i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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