Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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