Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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