we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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