I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
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He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
This is the high leading the old right now
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
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Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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