next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
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Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
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He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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