i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
this just has baby written all over it
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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