That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
just found out that she named her cat after me.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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